Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any kind of media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character.

Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~

Prime Examples of Ethical Gooning

by Moimoi667 May 18, 2024

Ethical Fumble

The botching of a romantic pursuit, usually purposefully, on ethical grounds, such as to prevent cheating on ones partner, or taking advantage of someone under the influence. It is typically done in secret without the potential romantic partner's knowledge.

Person 1: I nearly got with a baddie last night, but I knew I couldnt betray my Girlfriend like that.

Person 2: That is understandable, its an ethical fumble.

by SmileTank October 7, 2025

Scalable ethics

Scalable Ethics is the concept that corporations have a threshold where the forces of maximising profit and growth come into conflict with their ethical or environmental practices, values, and aspirations. It's a term used to interrogate the authenticity of ‘corporate social responsibility’ practices and publicity.

Is this a case of scalable ethics, cutting sustainability initiatives to improve profits?

by beeveesqueegee June 28, 2023

ethics

The paradigm that the number of senses outside of the world-interior can be counted if reduced to formas prime set-twin-prime set orthogonalities.

Effected by John Locke who concluded that a person's world-interior contained a SINGLE forma.

John Locke proved the existence of democracy analytically.

Immanuel Kant proved that human beings judge the world by a paradigm "sense-in-itself." John Locke came along and showed that the world-exterior contains an infinite number of senses-in-itself formas while the world-interior contains one forma. This result is unusual because it was in the 1900's that Alasdair MacIntyre finally separated public communication into the world-interior and the world exterior.

This communicado was ahead of its time as Kant reduced ethics to a counting-problem--not a problem of consideration.

by flightfacilities May 16, 2022

Ethical Birder

An oxymoron.

It is speaking about the state of bird photographers who will do anything to take a great photo of wildlife. The list of actions include:

1. Feeding of wild birds
2. Stepping on wild birds 'by accident' (OBVIOUSLY they just dont want others to get the same photo opportunity)
3. Recommend culling of bird's native predators

4. Pushing their way around with their massive lens to get a good position and refuse to move even if obstructing the path
5. Witholding information of bird locality, even if information would be vital for ornithologist conducting avian research
6. Breaking local rules and entering restricted areas, endangering lives of those around them
7. Handling of wild animals to prevent them from disturbing their subject
8. Unnecessary destruction of vegetation in wild areas to get clearer view of the bird

Find me an ethical birder in this day and age and I will bow to them.

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

Ethics

something that makes no sense. it may seem simple but it's not if you do something good, see that fruit or vegetable in your house you bought to be healthy it may seem like a simple choice but it was farmed by children or underpaid members of communist countries or slaves.

A: Ethics suck
B: why?
A: ex: a priest gets told a horrible secret but can't tell the police because they made an oath, but it seems wrong not to tell

by sukmaidik March 6, 2023

Phone ethics

Phone ethics ; is the manner and expected way to yours your mobile.

Correct phone ethics, is not to point it towards somebody's lap on public transportation.

by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020