london escorts

london's top class prostitutes who charge huge money just cuz they dont do business on streets

joe:i hooked up with this hot pros
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:shit thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.

by karan kamat April 4, 2009

Ford Escort

A great first car for anyone (unless you are over 6'5" or +300lbs). It is small, light, and reliable (insanely reliable). Not to mention it will get over 20 MPG....running on only two cylinders (30+MPG when you have the spark plug wires on the correct cylinders). There aren't millions of buttons and controls to be distracted by while driving.

The engine in my Ford Escort was running really rough one day when idling. When I drove the 45 minutes home I found out that two vacuum lines had finally popped off after 11 years.

by Steevy_T October 18, 2011

Escott

An escott is the act of putting your right hand in the shape of a handgun (using your upright thumb and extended pointer finger, while the other fingers are made into a fist) and placing your chin between the crook of your thumb. Most often used in pictures, where the person looks off into the distance and is deemed "thoughtful".

Also: the new duckface

"Hey man, look at that chick's profile picture! She's totally doing the escott!"

by lol622 September 29, 2012

mariether escovilla

a Rockerchick who loves listening to rock music. but she's also a great dancer. and an awesome actress. her voice sounded like fefe dobson.

Jesse Mccartney: hey mariether, someones telling me that you have a big crush on me. is that true?
Mariether escovilla: Well, obviously yes because you are so hot!
Jesse Mccartney: oh I'm hot?! would you like to taste something?
Mariether Escovilla: like what?
Jesse Mccartney: My hard strong rockin' dick
Mariether Escovilla: Fuck You! you are so bastos! i don't like ya anymore!

by aaron carter March 5, 2005

Pablo Escobar

A "pablo escobar" is when you are getting a blow job, and just before you cum , you pull out of her mouth and blow your load up her nose so when it leaks back out it looks like coke coming out of her nose.

Bob: Hey dude what happened with you and that girl you took home last night?
John: She turned out to be a real bitch so when she was blowing me I pulled out and gave her the pablo escobar!!!

by 400poundape October 19, 2010

Naughty Escobar

To do a line of Colombian cocaine from a girls cleavage. Named after the infamous drug lord Pablo Escobar.

Dude 1: Dude you looked fucked up.
Dude 2: Yeah man I just did a Naughty Escobar.
Dude 1: Who did you do it off of?
Dude 2: That slut Kendal, her cleavage can hold tons of coke.
Dude 1: cool bro.

by Dr.Sheen September 13, 2011

escondido

one of the best city's in north county san diego pop 140k. borders san marcos to the west, valley center to the east, san diego to the south, rancho santa fe to the sw and hidden meadows on the north. Major freeways 15 and 78. 50%white 40%mexican and 10%other lots of rich people and a handfull (or two) of poor people as well, some chill people . Three H.S.
Home to: shit load of dealerships bmw mb audi etc. baddass stone brewery, north county westfield mall, active rideshop, wild animal park, icoplex, sickass cruisin grand, power plant, regal cinema, escondido cycle center, and lots of paisa stores. legendery skate spots. eric claptons road to escondido. big brother of sissy san marcos (no one even knows you exist)diablos and westiders are bunch of pussy ass bitches. lots of temecula people taking escondidians jobs (stay in your own county)

dude lets hit up escondido for some stone brewskis.

by NC San Diegan October 16, 2008