Homo erectus floridus, AKA Florida Man, is not known for it’s high functioning intelligence. Scientist are still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, well past the 20th century, especially with the large influx of new, elderly foreign species from New England and other cold environments, encroaching onto it’s territory and presenting it with competition.
Another stupid move by Desantis, aka homo erectus floridus, that will bring nothing but harm to Florida.
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Musa went to Lance’s house and Lance noticed that Musa has a boner for him. Lance also knew that Musa is gay and that Musa is gay for him, so he called Musa Homo Erectus.
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Reading Margaret Thatcher quotes with the bros…I’m about to have to spill the beans that I’m suffering from some Spicy DPS Erectus
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jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.
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