erectoshrimp

A small crustacean, rare, that causes erectile disfunction and HIV. Not intended fot human consumption, it is purple in color and these chinese bastards will try to feed it to you but don't fall into their trap!!

Ooop...you just ate my erectoshrimp, moron! Hehehe, you got the V

by Mewoiz January 3, 2008

Polling the electorate

To Suck a Dick

When Bobby asked Sam where Dean was, Sam responded by saying "He's Polling the electorate"

by APassAtChuckBass February 11, 2009

Erectronic

Something that is electronic, and gives a male an erection.

Male 1: "Hi, what is that?"
*Male 2 shows his erectronic to Male 1*
Male 2: "It is my erectronic!"

by ALEXtheEMO August 21, 2009

panchotious erectonous

fear of bulges in pantchs

Due to his panchotious erectonous, Matt spent his entire life in a box.

by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006

semi-automatic ejector

noun: A term used for a man who can only orgasm when a gun is held in his mouth.

The next time I date a semi-automatic ejector, remind me to remove the bullets.

by hipstirthepot March 12, 2015

erectoral vote

A vote cast into a system for a specific candidate based on their sexiness and ability to make others horny on sight.

Man, that chick on American Idol was hot!
She sure earned my erectoral vote!

by MincedFury April 19, 2009

electoral college paradox

People think that it is unbelievable if a presidential candidate wins in the electoral college but has 5 to 10 percent LESS popular vote. This definition shows an absurd and extreme, but illuminating example of how the loser in the presidential election can have an arbitrarily high percentage of the popular votes compared to the winner, i.e., way more then 5 or 10 percent.
Suppose there are 540 electoral votes. Divide the states into two groups, one having 271 votes, the other 269. Suppose in the "271" states, only 1 person in each state votes Democrat, 0 Republican. Suppose in the "269" states, 0 vote Democrat, millions Republican. Then by the electoral college majority, the democrats win but the Republicans have a million times more votes than the Democrats.

In the 2012 presidential election, it initially appeared that we might have an electoral college paradox. But the Democratic popular vote came back up and it was avoided.

by BillyBuggy November 9, 2012