If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me 

a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex

Matt: You like them young!
Nick: Well, you know what I always say: If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me!!!!

If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me by swypergt98 January 1, 2007

i've had enough 

the threshold any one person has when they've had enough.

I can't take this shit anymore, I've had enough!

i've had enough by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

good enough to fuck your mother 

When you feel so good that you can fuck somones mom.

Hey, How are you feelin Mac? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!! -Super troopers

good enough to fuck your mother by _Zd_ December 24, 2007

Is that fair enough 

Normally said by bald Irish men with ginger beards

There are two ways of saying is that fair enough, is that fair enough or is that not fair enough but in I’m opinion I think that is fair enough

Is that fair enough by The goat shagger November 29, 2020

sure enough 

Used mainly around kent and london in the UK this phrase summarises the feeling of being impressed by something with out going into detail. This can be used for varying levels of reaction.

"You know Dave? He beat the shit out of Gary last night down the wreck!" "Sure enough!"
"I got some weed we can spark up here" "sure enough"

sure enough by Seany C August 5, 2006

Fat enough to bend light 

If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.

"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"

Fat enough to bend light by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

it’s enough to make a grown man cry

a phrase the describes something very emotional, something that is enough to make a grown man cry.

“it’s enough to make a grown man cry.. but not THIS man! get back in there tear”

it’s enough to make a grown man cry by Cramlord November 21, 2019