english humour

English humour is very dry and usually derogatory. We are a nation of piss takers which is very hard for foreigners to grasp which results, often, in offence being taken when it is not meant to offend

Alright Greg. Why are you wearing pyjamas for work you dick? Don't throw a hissy fit it's just English humour

by Dock7163 November 22, 2013

englan

When u don't spell out the whole word bc u forget to it ur just lazy

Hey look u spelled it Englan it's meant to be England

by Men cat man June 29, 2019

English Class

The place schools force you to go because they suck! The schooling system finds it *imperative* that we have to be able to analyze ancient epic poems and stupid stuff. Rated, on average, 0/69 🖕 😡

Me: "I have English class"
Everyone: "he has to waste his time"

by trippyrock December 14, 2020

Engkaing

Engkaing word was originated from Dayak Iban language which means a "a dying dog bark". It is a classic word, which is not commonly used before. But, there is a Iban TikTokers started to use the word again and it's become a trend at Sarawak(East Malaysia). The words represent a joyful expressions and at the same time a hurt expressions.

Example sentence :
"Bisi entukar baka aku nuan? Nadai? Engkaing!"
Translation :
"Do you have a car like me? You don't? Engkaing!"

Example sentence :
"Kemari ea kena gagai sida bangkut, engkaing!"
Translation :
" Yesterday he was chased by a transgender, engkaing! "

by ivanzmar November 24, 2021

English food

For an empire that fought so many wars over spices in India, and other foods in the americas and worldwide, you'd think that the food would actually have some flavour, or maybe even be edible. You would be wrong.

"why does the room smell so bad"
"someone ate english food in here"
"ah that explains it"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 18, 2022

English Moon

When a girl gets railed by 5 men in one sitting. The men align in a star formation, aka the English Moon. One dick in the mouth, one in the right hand, one in the left hand, and now the men in the back align at precisely 45° angles and slide into this poor girls pussy and asshole. This is a quite complex maneuver, always make sure to trade up every so often so all guys get the full experience of the English Moon.

Hot damn, Avary is getting an English Moon by the offensive line!

by LDK Limited January 24, 2022

New England Faggots

When something isn't funny at all but is somehow hilarious.

That joke that he told about incest made me laugh so hard. It was like the New England faggots.

by Brettzel May 20, 2017