retail enema

Using the calming effect of shopping in order to relieve constipation.

“I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.

by Cantstandya May 19, 2018

Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend

Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits

by Another forsaken February 8, 2020

UV enema

n. Under-appreciated medical therapy advocated by POTUS and several loose cannons as a cure for any and all life- threatening ailments.

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AIDS? Sounds serious. But have you tried a UV enema? Can’t hurt right? Unless the lamp burns you, or the cost means you can’t afford real, effective treatment.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

enema-nozzle

Donald Trump's mouth

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.

by useyourownname November 9, 2017

Evangelical Enema

The conversion of religion through anal sex.

Priest 1: So when did you become a Christian?

Priest 2: When I was given an evangelical enema as a choir boy.

by Nastyoldnasty October 9, 2017

ghetto enema

Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed

I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema

by Big League Jew December 15, 2013

Jailhouse enema

Where you drink a mystery drink made by fellow cellmates in order to receive a highly deemed item from commissary. Often a mixture of kool aid, shave cream, vaseline, shampoo, conditioner and chilli powder. Internal cleansing on a budget.

Ole Spanky in the hospital after overdoing that jailhouse enema

by Besu February 10, 2021