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Religious Education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. It is the most pointless hour of bullshit you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just shit on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. No one really really needs to know what Jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash - ignore it kids - the answer to all exam questions is either Jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells :)
what lesson have you got ?

religious education, i sure am ready to fucking kill myself
by ManLikeBraff October 18, 2017
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Nadair Equation

An equation found is the field of Qualculus.
The Nadair equation has two main parts, the data structure matrix and the influences on the data structure matrix.
<pre>
n |
< >
K(J) >=> | A|
< >
---------------
Where J is a method
and A is a data Structure
</pre>
by Charles Quinton November 23, 2003
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Braun Educational Center

A disgrace to the word "school", the WORST school I've ever been to, a prison for kids with "special-needs", and a living HELL.

1.The teachers, principals, etc. abuse the power they have over the kids.

2. The chefs were changed to kids, who have no real training in the Culinary Arts, (the REAL chefs did that to poison our food, made a lot of us sick, and made the kid chefs look stupid).

3. teachers threatened to give us tickets or put us in the Crisis Room, cuz of their lies and so-called "proof".

4. they had cops walking around there to make it "more safe".

5. liars to us, our parents, superintendents, etc.

6. committed crimes against the students, and said they're just doing "their job".

7. many kids went to juvie, or had to do Community Service for stupid-ass shit they didn't do. (But Braun has "proof" they did it).

8. a school that NEEDS to be shutdown cuz it's so bad.
Braun Educational Center:
WORST. School. EVER.
by pimpmaster25 August 8, 2008
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Physical Education

A class in which the more physically mature and naturally athletic students quickly become teachers pets and earn automatic A's. It also strips fat kids of any rights, such as being picked first or having the chance to get an A.
Physical Education sucked today because of how fat and slow I am.
by funnymandan May 10, 2011
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Emailationship

Continuing interchange seldom resulting in live interaction.
"We've only gone out once in the last eight months, but we have a continuing emailationship."
by John F. George December 30, 2008
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Silicone Emulsion

noun. A magical ingredient found in top shelf moisturizers, it leaves skin radiant and softer than cashmere. Silicone Emulsion is derived from the horns of unicorns.
I just want to bathe in Silicone Emulsion.
by tangelicforever November 9, 2010
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Feldman Equation

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
by Unnatural England June 29, 2009
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