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Eric Cartmen is a character in South Park. In most episodes he is the focus of the show. He is extremely negative and destructive in his thoughts and actions. That might have something to do with the fact that his mother is a hermaphrodite town slut and he is big boned(not fat).
1. Eric Cartmen : Now I am done measuring everyone's penis size.

Stan : Dude, your penis size is yet to measured.

Eric : I measured mine this morning. It is 13.7" long.

Stan : Your penis is not 13.7". We'll measure your penis in front of witnesses.

Eric : Now you want to measure guys' penises? What are you, a HOMO?

Stan : You just measured everyone's penis.

Eric : OK FINE.

Stan : (Measures Eric's penis size) It is 1.2".

2.

Eric : Mom! I want iPad2 with 64gb and 3g.

Eric's Mom : Eric, that is too expensive. We can't afford that. Look here, you can get Toshiba's tablet instead. It has all the features of iPad and is much cheaper.

Eric : BUT IT IS NOT IPAD. KYLE HAS AN IPAD.

Eric' Mom : I am not buying that.

Eric : (Turns his back towards his mom, squats and gets down his pant) Mom why don't you take me to the Greasemonkey. I liked to be lubed before I get FUCKED.
by sooommmeeoonnneeeee July 10, 2011
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Eric

Eric somone whos got a stuborn but friendly personality he can be the biggest a**hole but if you get to know him he can be the sweetest guy you could ever hope to meet in this world with a genuine personality he has a smile that will make you smile back at times he can get annoying but at the end of the day hes still one of your closest pals even if your having a awful day he finds the perfect way to cheer you up once again
Ily.....ERIC
by s@r@h(22 March 22, 2012
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Alphonse Elric

1. The younger brother of Edward Elric in the Anime of Fullmetal Alchemist.

2. The soul of whom was bound to a suit of armor.

3. ZOMG!! who DOSENT <3 ARU?!?!
"Brother, You Retard~!!!"
by HagaRen March 8, 2005
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Eric

He’s cool, funny, and sometimes sad. He can cheer you up or even make you cheer him up. Eric is dependable, sometimes, and will always be at your side even if he’s not your friend.
Eric helped me when I was at my lowest point
by HecTiic November 14, 2018
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Eric Zhuang

Eric:
Spelchigi

Wowsome
Wowmazing
Handsome
Gorgeous Eyes
Has abs
nice soft hair
extremely nice
forgiving
best thing ever
charming
super duper intelligent
crazy
funny
has the sexiest singing voice ever
cares about that special girl
when he says he loves you he means it dont second guess it

he fails at times...
he is very weird but that is why he is special
Person 1: Hey do you know Eric Zhuang?

Person 2: No should I?
Person 1: YES OF COURSE YOU SHOULD HE IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER!!
Person 2: Can you introduce me to him?

Person 1: No he's mine find your own.
by lliae November 7, 2011
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Eric Clapton

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC
by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004
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Pekka-Eric Auvinen

Pekka-Eric Auvinen is the Finnish perpetrator responsible for the school shooting in 7th of November 2007. The Incident took place in the Jokela School Center.

At approx. 11.40 AM Auvinen started shooting randomly with his small-caliber .22 Sig Sauer Mosquito, killing the school principal, nurse, six students and finally extracted himself from this great applegarden via a bullet in the head.

Finnish newspapers reported that the killer had great respect for the columbine shooters and may have followed their example. Before attaining his killing spree, Auvinen published his "testament" in popular Finnish website, similar to Facebook and MySpace.
The testament is a long-ass rant about how he hates humanity altogether and wishes death for mankind. In here he also reported what he was about to do, a few hours before it happened. The warning went unnoticed though.

In the aftermath of the killings, a UK newspaper The Times reported some nonsense, claiming that the reason for killing is because Finland is dark, cold and socially bad place. This is however untrue. We do live in frozen caves and ride polar bears to supermarkets. The electricity what we use to reload our Nokia cellphones is respectively provided by Thor, the almighty God of Thunder. But what is this internet the Times reporter mentioned? some form of witchery, perhaps?
Man: Heard about the school shooting yet? Pekka-Eric Auvinen did it.

Woman: Yes, terrible tragedy! I have been crying most of the day...

Man: Yes yes, very terrible and all that. So, how about that blowjob?
by Perkeleellinen December 2, 2007
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