teen employee

A person that is lazy, has no respect for their management, who complains when they have to work, someone who becomes a liar when they did something they say they didn't do.

The teen employees that I have don't do anything right!

by Joy H. September 13, 2006

employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017

Employee of the Year

An colleague who believes they are the best employee because they are taking on all of the projects and able to complete them without any help.

Get a load of her. She is our employee of the year.

by Spinning Wheel June 7, 2011

employerism

a career advancement website based in Palo Alto, California, specializing in Job Search / Job Hunt.

www.employerism.com

by Emplo Yeris M. August 11, 2012

awesomestly fantastic employees

The front line admissions representatives at main campus at Central New Mexico Community College, Albuquerque, NM. You guys are the most awesomestly fantastic employees known to mankind.

front campus fantastic awesomestly admissions employees awesomestly fantastic employees

by Wonder Woman 75 October 2, 2013

employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

Employer

An Employer is another word used for when calling somebody a boss. This word can be used to descride someone who is a boss (in the good way) or someone who is jus awsome.

"wow, Ryan your such an employer!!"

"Thanks Bro"

by ballinbeinme January 29, 2012