Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

bearded elder

Male reproductive organ; a penis

I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.

by Das Brick September 18, 2006

respect your elders

This means to repect those that exhibit and procalim knowledge derived from experience that far supercedes your own. The election of an elder must be in accordance with tribal rules usually stating that the previous elders nominate the new generation and the population have the final say

Respect your elders It is often misused to insinuate that one should respect those older than you.

u wrong wise

by chainsaw0987 February 12, 2009

the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.

Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!

by insomniaSTRICKENinVERMONT March 1, 2011

Avenging Ellermann

The act of felling your opponent with one mighty punch, then proceeding to have sex with that person's significant other in front of them.

Todd pulled an Avenging Ellermann on Jim, because he kept crashing the network. Now it never goes down.

by KRD February 18, 2004

red steckled elbermung

An ugly, red animal made up by Strongbad . The animal has drooped eyelids and a wormlike tail. Described by Strongbad as a nasty blob thing.

"R is for Red steckled elbermung."

by Wert March 8, 2005

council of dick elders

The evil quartet ruling Earth in the year 6969, who were brought down by the legendary heroes Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian in the song 6969 by Ninja Sex Party.

Forced every human on Earth to wear full-length pants and loose-fitting turtle necks. Also forbade physical human contact entirely.

We must speak to the council of dick elders tonight....

by KarmalApples April 17, 2017