long elmo

an elmo plushie with a concerningly long neck

"holy shit is that a long elmo????!!"

by hamspter January 15, 2021

Elmo religion

Not a cult.

The elmo religion is not a cult

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022

Elmo shirt

Katy Perrys tits on SNL

Guy 1: Dude, come at look at this elmo shirt Katy Perry is wearing on SNL!

Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate

by magoo112 September 29, 2010

frozen elmo

When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo

John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo

by DigReaper April 15, 2015

going elmo

When some one goes crazy over a baby, just like Elmo does.

Grace: OMG LOOK AT THE BABY!!!! LOOOOOOOOKKKK OMG IT'S A BABY!!!!!

Marcie: Calm down, dude. Why are you going elmo?!

by V2MoFro March 30, 2010

Elmo Blow

Elmo blow is a rare form of cocaine that has been dyed a deep red color, leading go some users to call it elmo coke or elmo blow or sometimes also elmo snow blow. Elmo blow is typically only sold around holidays and costs significantly more than regular cocaine.

Steve: I got elmo blow in my nose bro

Justin: Elmo snow blow make you geeked

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Elmo Knots

Excessive knotted up ass hairs of a ginger that has a very hairy anal region.

I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.

I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018