Electro Crunk

Elektro Krunk
pronounced elect-trocrun-k

A combination of funky electro house, break beats, hip hop and one hell of a party. Founded by Dallas own Bad Brother Inc. djs Mr.Cooley and Johnny Funk, this mixture of music and phenomenal party goers take nightlife and dance music to the next level.

What type of music will be played there? Hip-hop... techno? Its Elektro Krunk not Electro Crunk! Guaranteed to be a crazy night!

by Eddie Pappa March 16, 2007

electrosexual

person who uses video games as an excuse for not having sex with hideously ugly people

Kripke is not an electrosexual since he had sex with a retard instead of playing xbox.

by harry vagina March 28, 2004

Electrocution

A sex act in which a penis is inserted into an eye socket.

You remember that chick with the eye patch? She gave me electrocution last night, brah.

by MrPang October 14, 2010

Electrocalypse

When all of your electronic devices die at the same time. (more dire if they're all past warranty)

Guy: Dude, my phone, iPad, ipod, and kindle all died in the last week.
Guy 2: It's electrocalypse, you're doomed!

by El-C September 13, 2011

electrocuted

A severe, sudden and powerful surge of electricity entering your organic being and frying your inside bits.

You can survive being electrocuted if your feet are rubbery.

by BennyBenny July 10, 2019

Electro Wizard

This is a card created from the lowest depths of hell. This card can bring depression and suicidal thoughts on the happiest of people. When you play an inferno dragon and your opponent plays electro wizard, close the game before his large scale fucking autism spreads to you.

Hey I’m fucking retarded, I use electro wizard!

by SkinnyGuy69420 July 8, 2021

Electrobix

A song by Scissor Sisters, (the greatest modern disco-rockers ever!), which talks about peer-pressure induced homophobia, and promotes the whole "gay workout" routine. It is one of the Scissor Sisters' older songs, though a fan-favourite. It is not found on the band's self-titled debut album, although it can be found on the unofficial Scissor Sisters 'Remixed!' album. (You can also download it on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaA)

Example 1: "I was just a boy with my lunch in a bag, the other little boys made me feel like a fag."

Example 2: "You gotta pump your body, ooh, you wanna be a hottie!"

Example 3: "I'm too lazy to buy/can't find the unofficial Scissor Sisters Remixed! album, so I'll just download Electrobix off KaZaA!"

Example 4: "Electrobix makes a great workout jam! I listen to it every time I workout and it's just perfect!"

by ^___^ July 6, 2005