fair election

when the candidate you voted for wins

Even though Hillary may have cheated, it turned out to be a fair election in 2016

by American_tool November 10, 2016

Mexican Election

who controls the computer system wins election.

Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

overturning the election

An extremely embarrassing period of American history in which a humanoid cheese puff with a stupid wig essentially threw a massive temper tantrum and tried to destroy the United States just because he didn't win an election.

The president, living in a delusional state of paranoid denial, ordered his supporters to storm the capitol building with the intent of severely harming, if not killing, basically every senator and representative who didn't support him in a last ditch attempt at overturning the election.

by Intelligence001 March 2, 2021

joe biden won 2020 election

he did it

joe biden won 2020 election today

by wa_cool November 7, 2020

Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

2020 election

The battle between 2 pedophiles to see who gets in office.

Person 1:Did you hear about the 2020 election? A pedophile won!

Person 2: Oh so Donald Trump won?

Person 1: Noooo!!! Joe Biden lol.

by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021

Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. as well as this all the bullshit they promised beforehand is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on about this, and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

by Firelovesugar May 9, 2011