Emmanuel

v: to kick the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near you

n: the act of kicking the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near you

n: one who kicks the shit out of something upon seeing it and/or having it near him

"Man, I Emmanueled the ball in my soccer game yesterday every time it came to me"..."Oh, it's because you need a Power Balance sport band, you know, that piece of silicone people pay $30 for."
"Dammit woman, make me a sandwich before I Emmanuel you"..."Please Emmanuel, stop with all the Emmanuels" says the woman after she doesn't make Emmanuel the sandwich and learns her lesson."

by natedawg6995 February 27, 2011

Emanuel school

The place where all the baby road men live.the only private sch thats down w the state schools. The teachers suck dick and the rules suck ur mum

Boy 1: did u hear josh goes to emanuel school
Boy 2: he trys to be a roadman thats why

by anonymous 11993963 October 30, 2019

Emmanuel Macron

France's worst president. Ever.

Emmanuel Macron is a dangerous idiot. Supported by fools (like the editors who will reject this definition), who only ever looked out for himself

by T. Faller May 7, 2017

emanuela

model and a dancer

blonde godess with beautiful ocean blue eyes

obsessed with dolan twins

beautiful nice and has a great heart

she will help you with anything you need so be friends with her

emanuela is very funny and beautiful

by 1525552225 September 27, 2018

Emanuel Swedenborg

A Swedish scientist, philosopher, Christian mystic and theologian. Swedenborg had a prolific career as an inventor and scientist. In 1741 at the age of fifty-three he entered into a spiritual phase in which he eventually began to experience dreams and visions beginning on Easter weekend April 6, 1744. This culminated in a spiritual awakening, where he was appointed by the Lord to write a heavenly doctrine to reform Christianity. The Lord had opened his eyes, so that from then on he could freely visit heaven and hell, and talk with angels, demons and other spirits. For the remaining 28 years of his life, he wrote and published 18 theological works, of which the best known was Heaven and Hell (1758), and several unpublished theological works.

The New Church is a religion based on the Old and New Testament as well as the writings of Emanuel Swedenborg, who, through the Lord's guidance, has revealed the internal sense of the Word.

by Emerson327 October 22, 2010

Emmanuel

Emmanuel means a fat shit in all languages. This guy only thinks of food and can't bare the thought of not being able to chew something. He was once caught eating a wood plank of his bead which had broke because of his life threatening weight. There is always one person who sticks up for Emanuel but deep down knows that he can't stop his mouth.

Troy feels sorry for Emmanuel.

by Shuuuuuuush November 24, 2021

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland, Australia

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland is a residential college of the University of Queensland in St Lucia, Queensland, Australia. Emmanuel College was founded in September 1911. It was the first of the UQ residential colleges originally based on Wickham Terrace in Brisbane City to move to its current St Lucia site when the university relocated. The College admitted men only until the 1970's, when it became co-ed. Emmanuel College is currently the largest of the UQ colleges with approximately 350 students. Students living at Emmanuel College study for a wide range of degrees and are encouraged to excel academically through the college's extensive tutorial program. As well as academia, students at Emmanuel particpate in a wide range of mens and womens sports and compete against the other UQ Colleges for the annual Inter-College Cup (ICC).

Unfortunately the college has recently suffered due to the appointment of Marlene Tau. Ms. Tau is a proffessional student who does not have the capacity to function in the real world. For this reason she has found employment at the college due to their policy of employing the unemployable, in the past receptionist Wari has also greatly benefited from this scheme. Since arriving at Emmanuel, Marlene has succeeded in putting every member of the student body offside. Her policy of trying to act like a bossy parent to students, including telling people to "go to bed, you have to study tomorrow" has caused her to be the subject of much derision. She revels in the punishment of students caught enjoying themselves and is notorious for treating the students at the college, who are among the brightest school leavers in Australia, as children who are incapable of intelligent thought. She also seeks to remove the last vestiges of long standing traditions from the college as she attempts to create a college that is dry, boring and embarrassing on the sporting field. As she has proved incompetent as a college administrator, it is reccomdended that she pursue a career in film, Ms Tau performed admirably as a hobbit extra in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland, Australia is most defenitely the greatest college in ICC, pity about that lady that resembles a hobbit though....

by Proud Emmanuel Alumni member April 22, 2006