It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
I was so embarrassed after I caused a Mexican Earthquake!
by Bricky Ricky July 24, 2024
A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.
P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.
P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.
Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?
Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.
Bryan: FO REALZ?
Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!
Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.
Bryan: FO REALZ?
Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!
by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 07, 2011
At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".
by Not_a_Zip March 31, 2011
The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.
Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!
by Buzzard lips February 21, 2021
He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by NavyDrew June 11, 2016
When an individual feels like his surroundings are like an earthquake. It's pretty self-explanatory! One needs to take medication to lower the symptoms.
by Applestein October 28, 2020
by itsmenotjames December 06, 2024