phantom duce

The act of shitting in the back of a toilet and then covering it so it smells up the entire bathroom and no one can find the source.

Bro 1: dude dont go in there its gonna smell for weeks.

Bro 2 : Why?

Bro 1; I just took a phantom duce!

by laxbro116 February 21, 2011

double duces

22 inch wheels, usually for trucks or SUVs. Not the same as "dubs", which are 20 inch wheels.

Onlooker- "Yo, man, nice ecsalade. Are those dubs?"
Driver- "Hell no, man, them's double duces."

by Shady Jeff June 30, 2006

on duce fat

When something is large or big

My essay was on duce fat.

by t.j. a.k.a. toe jam February 28, 2017

Duce mittens

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.

We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.

by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016

Jared duce

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit

There’s that jared duce prick again

by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

Worth a "Duce"

Traditional amount bet at a race track.

Worth thinking about.

I know you are flirting with me but your husband is working hard and he's worth a "Duce"

by Luggnut January 30, 2022

Double Duces

When you and your friend take a dump in toilets that are right next to each other.

Bro this bathroom is perfect for double duces

by DDuces galore December 21, 2018