Duce

A honey that's ugly.

Why you creepin with that duce nigga?

by White boy who smokes bud July 15, 2003

duce

Used in place of a sign off. Derived from the term 'peace', and in refference to the hand siginal often asociated with 'peace and love'(from the hippie movement).

also, the act of showing the index and middle finger refering to peace and love.

Beth said: Goodbye
Jack said: Duce
~or~
as Beth was leaving jack fliped her a Duce

by Salcker Apathy May 13, 2005

duce

To take a fat shit. Drop a number 2. To Drop the Cosby Kids off at the swiming hole.

I have to go take a duce before it comes out in my pants.

by Sean June 16, 2004

il Duce

Literally translates to "The Duce" in English. A name similar to Fuhrer, self proclaimed on Benito Musollini to parallel himself to Adolf Hitler. He was simply Hitler's bitch, lackey and homosexual love interest from the beginning of WWII to the very end. He was removed from office in 1944 and hid in Italy's mountains for months before being rescued by the Germans. He was shot and hanged upside down in 1945 in a town square somwhere in Italy, nobody really gives a shit exactly where it happened.

Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)

by Mike Potter September 23, 2005

double duce

A twenty-two ounce bottle of beer or malt-liquor. Sometimes people refer to twenty-four ounce bottles of beer as double duces.

I just drank a double duce of colt 45

by Mista 40 August 13, 2008

sling a duce

v.To defecate, take a shit/dump, drop bombs.To void feces from the bowels. Esp. in relation to defecating in someone elses toilet or during a gathering, party.

Oh man, I've got to sling a duce in your bathroom yo. Sorry!

by steve dog July 17, 2006

Duce Staley

A small dump; a small #2

My stomach was really bothering me, but it turned out only Duce Staley visited.

by Steve&Craig November 14, 2003