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Dry Five

Dry Five
Verb:

1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.

Bro did she let you dry five her last night?

2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time.

All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.

Noun:

1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick.

You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude!
Dry Five
Verb:

1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.

Bro did she let you dry five her last night?

2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time

All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.

Noun:

1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick

You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude.
by TSM19046 June 25, 2020
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Dry bread

the old bread that becomes strong and unfit to eat
by Galinial December 1, 2020
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Dry cry

When you get all the usual initial feelings of crying. You get the muscle spasms etc. And it feels just like crying. Though no tears appear and then ends abruptly. Its absolutely real then disappears.
I was upset. But just had a dry cry. Perhaps the emotions are buried deep inside.
by Bootnory May 19, 2018
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dry roasted

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube
by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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Dry Streak

To go for an undesirable amount of time without having sex. This is primarily found in men.
"Man, you've been getting no action. You're on a real dry streak. Why don't we just call you 'Dry Streak' Murphy."

"Women are like camels. They don't even know the definition of dry streak."
by T. James Murphy September 18, 2006
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dry begging

To ask for in an indirect and roundabout way. Dropping vague hints that are not clear or straightforward in making a request.
My son was dry begging to use the car Friday night instead of just asking; What are you eating? It sure looks good. Stop dry begging!
by C-N-C July 28, 2010
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Dry Wipe

The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.
Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.
by Eaton Holgoode September 27, 2015
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