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Bus Drivers Bum

Bus Driver's Bum
Have you ever seen a bus driver with a small arse - no, because they are always sat on it!
So this applies to someones whose arse is that bloody big, that it can easily effect tides and cause a solar eclipse.
Good god! Look at the bus drivers bum on that!
by The Dazzler May 6, 2006
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Bad Drivers

Grown adults who can't master the incredibly simple skill of putting your hands on the steering wheel and applying pressure on the gas with their feet, or using the insane innovative gadget known as a turn signal, or understand what a red octagon sign means. Thanks to them, the roads are a battleground where driving properly yourself isn't enough to be safe. You're lucky to go even a day without running into someone who totally messes up something simple on the road. We all mess up sometimes, it's understandable, but if you're constantly hearing horns, you may just be a bad driver, so please get off the road until you learn how to drive properly. Also, no one over the age of 85 should drive. It's irresponsible and dangerous.
Bad Drivers are annoying. It's no longer possible to drive in peace, and following the rules is no longer enough.
by broke ass happy man October 22, 2020
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Yellow Car Drivers

People who think they're really cool, often found hanging around the outside of Krispy Kreme's at night. Usually have a done up car (mostly yellow) and have a large group of friends with done up cars.
Girl driving passed Krispy Kreme's: "Shit, look at all the yellow car drivers!"
Friend: "I know they think their sooooo cool!"
by White car driver.. May 20, 2009
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Drivestep

noun. Dubstep that makes for great driving music.
Guy: It's a long drive. Put on some Drivestep!
Girl: *Plays Skrillex*
Guy: GTFO.
by DVNT November 6, 2011
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Ford drivers

I am a ford driver , oh do your parents know your gay "Ford drivers"
by Ac 123 November 1, 2016
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diversitile

Means to adjust to any situation or any culture change and adapt to it in a timely but productive manner
I’m a black guy listening to country music so therefore I’m diversitile
by Black with sense December 7, 2017
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Drivesturbate

"How'd you manage that long commute for so long?"

"To pass the time I'd think of some hot chick and drivesturbate."
by SoIHear October 15, 2008
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