Dress T shirt

Oxymoron. This is as feasible as a time machine. A T shirt is exactly what it states.

The only shirt that may pass as a dress T shirt is a tuxedo T shirt, as Jesus wears these sometimes when he parties. If someone is at a funeral, wedding, work (where business casual wear is required), church…etc…
These are places where someone might try to pass of a T-Shirt as Dressy. Please correct them immediately in there moments of idiocy and inform them and everyone around that their attire is completely inappropriate.

Someone showed up to my wedding in a T shirt and tried to tell me it was a Dress T Shirt, security removed them from the premises.

by Wow's41 September 25, 2010

dress the part

to look suitable for a particular situation

He's meeting a state official later so he can't stay in his jeans - he has to dress the part.

by britazzling September 15, 2014

dessert spoon

Hayley Kiyoko loves a dessert spoon. It's a spoon held by greatness, gives people hope.

"I looove a dessert spoon!" "Gives me hope."- Hayley Kiyoko

by richyouth11 June 18, 2018

Dresscrimination

The act of having a specific preference for ranch dressings handed out at wing places over store bought ranch.

Friend 1: you don't like ranch?!
Friend 2: I like ranch that wing places have, like Wing Stop ranch.
Friend 1: wow, that's dresscrimination

by midgetmegamind April 21, 2020

Soft-dressing

A soft-core version of cross-dressing, where a person adds a couple of feminine/masculine items to their outfit to create a semi-androgynous appearance

Is... is Bobby wearing women's lingerie?? I think I can see it creeping out of his backside!" "Yes. He's into soft-dressing didn't y'know.

by FuturePoet September 12, 2010

Smart dress

Formal attire that should be worn to a party. This term is mainly used in Britain.

Girl 1: What's your smart dress?

Girl 2: A purple sparkly evening gown.

by Person124321351 February 23, 2012

Liquid Dessert

(n) a slang term created for Johnnie Walker Gold Label Reserve. It is due in part to it's obvious and almost unmistakable resemblance in taste to cake and ice cream, but in whisky form. It is also one of the four key ingredients in a Johnnie Bomb.

Robby: Yo Nick try some of my Gold Label Reserve.

Nick: Ok. *takes a sip* That's gross it tastes too much like dessert to me.

Robby: It's Liquid Dessert.

by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014