democratic dictatorship

A form of government where the candidate is elected by popular vote but rarely or never actually enacts any policies that reflect the actual wishes of the constituency. The elected representative can either use subtle diplomacy to deflect criticsm, arrange for various forms of distraction to divert public attention, or be brazen in publicly declaring that policy will be different to popular opinion. Coined by Tim Francis in 2005.

The United States Federal Goverment's track record in regards to foreign policy and engaging military conflict could lead one to the conclusion that it has evolved into a democratic dictatorship. The same could be said for both the Federal Australian and UK governments to some extent, particularly in relation to Iraq and the Kyoto Agreement.

by Tim Francis May 25, 2007

diptard

diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate

that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard

by littlejimmie April 12, 2019

Dick distance

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.

I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.

by Tee4535 June 24, 2017

The Libyan Dictator

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and he accidentally slips out of her vagina and stabs her in the asshole with his penis. He then yells, "GADDAFI!"

I totally gave Lindsay "The Libyan Dictator" last night. There was less bloodshed in the video I made.

by Shoopspawn November 4, 2011

Diptarka

A future leader having a kind heart and a very positive outlook.

Every mother wishes that one day her child would grow up to be a Diptarka

by Bakait June 22, 2011

dietard

Common name for the proper Dietardius Maximus, also known as WarMachineVx.x and rarely refered to as DieHard. Commonly found within the MMO Lineage 2 but is also thrown around on forums across the internet and possibly in real life.

1v1 Dietard? Ah, I didn't think so, pussy.

by HGM_SPAM October 24, 2004

antisocial distancing

The misanthrope's currently-plausible excuse.

"We can't be too careful, can we?", he said, avoiding his friend's extended elbow and backing away. While everyone was doing it, he'd always done it, his antisocial distancing now conveniently disguised as responsible social distancing.

by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020