Diet Nigger

A nigger low on melanin calories

Jordan is a diet nigger

by igwe aka August 26, 2019

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

Love Diet

Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.

Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*

by sicgirl August 23, 2007

diet-conscious

People who concern about having a balanced diet.

"The portions are simply too big for the diet-conscious".

by Claire Dall August 19, 2017

Diet Dating

Just like soda/pop, all the taste without the calories. Diet dating is when a person wants dating on their terms. All the perks of a relationship without the responsibility. They want to ghost at their leisure without questions.

"This guy I'm dating takes me on nice dates, we have so much fun, and then he won't call for as long as 4 weeks!!! Coming back like nothing happened!!" Yeah, he's always been into diet dating

by Bookworm Beauty February 17, 2019

Snorlax Diet

When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."

Last night when he was home alone, Sam decided to go on the Snorlax Diet.

by vine-whip November 12, 2011

diet meme

A diet meme refers to an old meme that is still kind of funny or is still in the general publics mind. A diet meme can also apply to an old meme you haven't heard about. A good way to tell if a meme is a diet meme check to see if the meme has appeared on the Ellen Show.

Friend: Hey, you remember Harambe?
Me: Wow! That's a diet meme.
Friend: I know right . Rest In Peace my sweet baby boy.

by FrozenEnoch January 23, 2017