Diet Nigger

A nigger low on melanin calories

Jordan is a diet nigger

by igwe aka August 26, 2019

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

Love Diet

Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.

Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*

by sicgirl August 28, 2007

finger diet

your fingers need to go on a diet, as you keep hitting the wrong letters while texting on your blackberry/iphone/mobile

i keep typing the wrong letters on my phone when texting - my fingers are too fat for the buttons, they need to go on a finger diet

by R4YCH February 5, 2010

Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.

Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.

by ObscureFault August 28, 2014

Diet-Chad

A male consisting of the expected Chad physique, however, he contains the mental deficiency of a beta virgin loser. He is a disgrace to legitimate Chad's.

Jerry is a total diet-Chad, he may look the part, but his voice is too high pitched from all the soy he consumes.

by Yeetmaster4206969 July 31, 2019

Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020