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smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.
"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?
by Momma Betsy February 3, 2008
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silent but diddly

Masturbating silently
She was silent but diddly in her room so her parents didn't catch her.
by Goldengamingod March 13, 2010
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jack diddly dipshit

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity
Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit
by Jessikernville May 20, 2014
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Rum diddly dum dum

An expression you use when you catch someone lacking
Le Bron James was up to some mischievous acts then Kobe Bryant caught him lacking then said Rum diddly dum dum
by Nathaniel E February 4, 2023
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Rum-Diddly-Dum-Dum

Rum-Diddly-Dum-Dum, can be used in sentences to Indicate Boredom, and To Stop the Other Person from Talking.
Well, Thats very Int... " RUM-DIDDLY-DUM-DUM.", Oh, Ok then...
by Common-Blood-Angel-L March 20, 2023
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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
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gosh diddly darned it

gosh diddly darned it is a phrase for when you fuck something up and there are young children present
*stubs toe* fu- I mean, "gosh diddly darned it"
by Ishmerp June 20, 2017
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