Dicktionary

A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.

If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Urban Dicktionary

Urban Dictionary for gays, lesbians, trannys and those with a disturbing sexual nature.

"Oh Jesus Christ, I forgot to check my Urban Dicktionary account yesterday!"

by Peckerama March 31, 2008

Dicktionary

A noun that designates a self-proclaimed and public dictionary for people who find themselves funny. Mostly used for instant and private jokes between weird persons. Can be online, free and quite hilarious.

X. "Hey homie, i found such a motherfuckin' play on words while I was stone. Check that out, it's gonna be so amazing."
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"

by Neal79 July 27, 2010

urban dicktionary

a term used by trolls in an attempt to get a girl.

Hey did you see the new definition on urban dictionary?
You mean urban dicktionary?

*snarls*

by Zalelian June 12, 2018

DICKtionary

someone who won't share there dictionary despite the fact their friend is in need.

Jose: Sophie could i borrow your dictionary?

Sophie: NO! get your own.

Jose: Ugh, you are such a DICKtionary!

by Jose Jose Jose February 23, 2009

Dicktion Burn

Friction burn on your dick, caused by wanking too much.

I wanked so hard last night, I got dicktion burn!

by guywhowritethething May 15, 2016

dicktionary

To have a defention on your penis.

dude will you lick the ink off my dicktionary

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005