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Dickmatized

when you are so attached to a guy that does really well in sexual intercourse and has a nice shape/size dick.
I think I was only with Dan because he had a nice dick. I was dickmatized.
by ruckify July 18, 2023
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When you hit it so hard, so good, so consistently that you earn your partner's love forever. Like the old "Raw" standup, once you get them to do the special moan... they are in love. But more than that, they are hypnotized, but by your majestic dick....

Dickmatized
She loves me now. She's Dickmatized.

Dude, you got a stripper to say i love you? Yeah chris, she's dickmatized.
by Lascivious January 11, 2024
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Being addicted to a penis to the point of losing control over your own mind.
I can't leave him. He has me completely dickmatized.
by CaptainTennille February 4, 2024
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When he bends your frame so perfectly, the absolute best you’ve ever been bent that it makes you change your relationship status on Facebook.
Today Shane taught Peyton the meaning of dickmatized. She is straight dick whipped.
by PushaP March 22, 2024
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When u ride someone’s dick so much you start to disregard all logical thoughts and rely on delusions about this person only.
Pam Bondi is truly dickmatized by trump
by Jdmane February 11, 2026
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A person hypnotized via sexual intercourse; usually the male genitalia
That girl is so dickmatized
by thebiggestbird_234 March 7, 2026
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When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.
"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"
by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025
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