The Sexiest Devotchka

A fantastically tall DANISH IRISH high-jumper from "Da Mesa" in Santa Barbara, California. While many believe she's a barely-legal dead-sexy blonde, the fact of the matter is she's not legal at all! Note that this does not stop the amazingly high Crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):

1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California

Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)

Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.

Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)

You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.

Hey, did you hear about The Sexiest Devotchka's lame friend who drank 1/10th of Vodka? Haha what a pussy!

by highmeh March 28, 2005

devoning

v.
The act of randomly disappearing in a chat without saying where you are going, thereby announing all other parties involved.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?
Guy 2: He is devoning, he always does this

by hatdudeman November 23, 2016

devortion

when the father or mother decided to abort /divorce from each other, while one or more children were being born thus abandoning them in the process

since i was born in devortion i really have no feelings for my dad

by Pesudonymdraon27 November 25, 2017

deotille

Deotille is a funny , cool , and a strong mind type of girl . She might be shy around people she likes .

Come on be cool like a deotille.

That girl is so hot ! Just like deotille

by Msl9122 May 3, 2021

devoted henchman

a servant or lackey who would rather kill his self than become a burden or hindrance to his master. more than often they will carry an object somewhere hidden on their body to carry this out. can refer to an over-the-top people pleaser.

the devoted henchman commits suicide so he doesn't dishonour the name of his master.
the devoted pussy commits suicide so he doesn't have to get a devoted ass whooping.

by katie welch January 2, 2009

morning devotion

in a state of drunkiness or being "high" on illegal drugs.

After taking that glass of Easy Jesus ,he seems to be in a morning devotion.

by J-shay December 28, 2005

Devonia

Devonia is geographically where the modern devon resides. However Devonia is more of a syndrome than a geographical location, although it does predominantly effect those residing in devon. Symptoms include: Impossibly slow walking, inability to answer a simple request with talking about the weather and Ted Hughes, being a jobsworth and trying to arrest unsuspecting 15 year olds for wearing barbie tee-shirts

That policeman was from devonia

by ChiffonsandEyeliner January 24, 2006