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Noodle al dente

Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.
He can't get his noodle al dente
by Hyyphann February 1, 2020
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al dente

italian for "to the tooth." refers to pasta that is slightly undercooked. pasta cooked enough to be firm but not soft.
"we forgot to cook the pasta all the way"
"just tell 'em it's al dente and quit your bitchin"
by bacm123 October 13, 2005
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Denver Omelette

The act of vomiting while eating out a particularly dirty vagina, then continuing until completion.
A;'Dude, I met up with this chick on a camping trip, I ate her pussy on like her fourth day of hiking and not showering!'

B;'That's fucking nasty, did she smell?'

A;'Fuck yeah, I ended up giving her a Denver Omelette!'
by pFinneganr April 8, 2009
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Denverite

Meaning someone that resides in Denver, Colorado
...for Denverites, that means higher taxes!
by .Atreyu. January 3, 2009
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Brexit Denier

A person who refused to admit that the Brexit is forcing the price of item to go up, and also that people will have less money to spend.
Remainer: Fucking price of Petrol nowadays since this country opted for Brexit.!!!

Brexiteer: That has nothing to do with the Brexit.

Remainer: You are a Brexit Denier.
by njviln February 13, 2017
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University of Denver

Private University in Colorado that is quite expensive but the skiing,snowboarding, hiking, rock climbing and anything else nature related makes up for it (maybe the education, too). We knew what we were going to be paying when we applied, so stop bitching about the cost, or transfer. Yes, you meet a lot of "preppy, nose in the air" type of people, but who ever said they had to be your friends? There are plenty of fun people at DU who don't talk about their BMW's and vacation homes...all the time.

Yes, half the students may look like huge good for nothing stoners, but they probably drive a Range Rover and will own their own business one day (The guy that invented the car boot went to du).

Some of the people suck but the good amount of chill people make up for it. The experience is what you make of it.

The professors are mostly relaxed and some like to bring their dogs to class.
And you can always find a ride to the mountains.
pretty campus, The Border, The Stadium, Spanky's, Wash Park, alcohol, and general knowledge of High Street and Williams Street are all you need in order to have fun at the University of Denver
by imnottellingdU August 5, 2007
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denver broncos

A very hated team with a great history and a constant threat in there division no matter who is running the ball they are a threat
Denver Broncos will win their division this year
by Rob Chaboyer May 23, 2005
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