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dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
by Getz December 23, 2003
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Arlington Dental

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Looking for a professional and certified dentist in Cordova, TN? Schedule an appointment at Arlington Dental - the dental office where you can avail the range of general and cosmetic dentistry services. Dr. Whitlock strives to make all of the patients feel like a member of a family, and he does everything he can to meet your family’s unique needs. Using the latest technology equipment and promising techniques, the team here ensures that no compromise is ever made on the quality of services.
by anonymous March 3, 2021
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dental coverage

A secret Connecticut code word for someone on cocaine referring to the fact that cocaine is corrosive to teeth.
Hey do you think that wierd girl over there has dental coverage?
by Feetyboi March 19, 2018
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DENTAL DAM

A latex chunk you put on a ladies pissmit when your munching on her box
"Hey bro whats a dental dam?"
- "Well its A latex chunk you put on a ladies pissmit when your munching on her box, you know for protection."
by MortHorde March 8, 2023
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