The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free
Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.
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"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"
"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."
"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."
by abritishbank February 3, 2012
Get the defecately mug.Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.
Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!
Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)
Too much information, Dude!
Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)
Too much information, Dude!
by sizcruz January 22, 2010
Get the SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR mug.noun. The act of receptive anal sex from a black male. Apparently named for its visual resemblance to defecation, however, here the nasty brown stool goes in rather than out.
Did you see that blacks-n-blondes all anal film? It was nothing but reverse defecation. Don't be coonfusing that with reverse discrimination.
by Ed123$%^ June 20, 2009
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Get the defecation wand mug.Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.
He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.
by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007
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