The Wisconsin Dells

The epitamy of white trash. A town full of racist bumper stickers and pro trump nazis. It's the same store over and over again, shirts, moccasins, weapons. There are a few ok businesses but generally just a minority hating town with lots of normie snapchat t-shirt stores.
Person 1: hey i just went to The Wisconsin Dells
Person 2: how was it?
Person 1: full of racist normies
by Darthbubbaaa January 3, 2018
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dell schanze

To kick an owl or other wildlife while paragliding or paramotoring.
The guy in the paramotor scored a dell schanze. It was worth 2 points.
by Necromantia February 4, 2021
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dell fister

Cutting off the rind of a lemon such that the pulp only exists, then mash the lemon up in your hand, and fist your partners anus. At the end of the fisting, the lemon should be well ground up in the anus, and one should leave the pieces of lemon behind.
"That girl last night really wanted it hard and painful so I gave her a dell fister", said Bob.

"Wow man that is gross, did you drink it later?", questioned Joe.

Bob exclaimed, "Yeah, you know how I enjoy a good dell slurpee"
by lemon_guy_1984 August 30, 2009
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wisconsin dells

A boring ass hick town full of hotels and waterparks.
Tourist 1- Why would you want to go to Wisconsin Dells?

Tourist 2- Don't go there, it is a waste of money!
by CZ334 January 1, 2006
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dell e510

"billy'Dood i was playing all of my music on my dell e510
"bob" shit man all i got is a apple 2
by Vipergtsrvp August 8, 2007
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van dell

A term for a vagina that is likened to and comes from Van Dell jewelry which according to its website is "imitation stones simulating gemstones" but "is not cheap and enjoys high book prices".
Wilberforce: "That lady yonder, is she a mackerel or a maiden?"
Hastings: "Why she's hardly Van Cleef, my good fellow. Pay a visit to that chamber and you will find only Van Dell".
by mothrah January 8, 2012
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Smelly Dell

When your crappy ass Dell computer shuts down on you from over use. Usually caused by too many porn downloads.
"Man - Billy was jerkin' his shit and his computer pulled a Smelly Dell."
by kiwittu December 4, 2009
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