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Destination Deflation

When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.
Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation
by TheBlackList January 14, 2010
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Taylor Deflation

When all the blood in a man's penis instantly vanishes. In other words, when one goes from a throbbing boner to a turtle dick after experiencing a huge turn-off.
Coined in the 1999 rap song "Clemens" by Big Cletus
She made my cock soft like Taylor deflation when she sneezed on my balls down by the station.
by xXweedblazer69Xx May 8, 2018
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I wish this big rod wouldn't Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz so far and so soon.
by (YT) The Sage December 29, 2022
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deflecation

1) Combination of deflection and defecation.

2) Deflecting as much responsibility and accountability as possible to see what actually will stick.
My companies deflecation policies ended up with a big pile of feces on the carpet and very little sticking to the wall, metaphorically speaking.
by wcgman September 25, 2010
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defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.
John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.
by ncinpa December 31, 2013
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declartion

Declartion is the misspelling of Declaration.
by Deekneez March 3, 2014
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Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.
Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.
by OwordO January 24, 2015
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