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What I'm doing.
Person 1: The word define means-
Person 2: What the heck are you doing??
Person 1: I'm trying to define a word.
Person 2: What does define mean?
Person 1: Define means-
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??
Person 1: I'm defining the word define!! You just asked!!
Person 2: You can't just define a word without me knowing what define even means you idiot!
Person 1: *sigh*
by JeremiahWD April 18, 2021
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Defined-contribution plans

Defined-contribution (DC) retirement plans allow employees to invest pre-tax dollars in the capital markets where they can grow tax-deferred until retirement.

Simpler Explained: A defined contribution plan is a common workplace retirement plan in which an employee contributes money and the employer typically makes a matching contribution

Essentially, they are retirement plans that companies may offer as a benefit in which you, your employer or both make contributions on a regular basis.
The most common examples of defined-contribution plans are the 401(k) and the 403(b).
by tufs October 6, 2021
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friend definer

A dick who cannot follow rules and has too make editors lives even worse by constantly sending definitions about themselves or others they know.
A: I'm going to edit on Urban Dictionary.
B: Ok hope you don't run into any friend definers.
by UrbanGamer February 9, 2010
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Textbook Deflection Technique

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"
by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022
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A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.

Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"

The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.
Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary
by A large metal plate October 1, 2017
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this is not defined

now it is
by notarealperson111 December 10, 2020
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itz.that.miraculous.girl & definette

the power duo the miraculous fandom didn’t know we needed
itz.that.miraculous.girl & definette posted about the new spoilers earlier today
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