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derection

The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.
a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'
by LOX_Lox June 16, 2007
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reverse defecation

noun. The act of receptive anal sex from a black male. Apparently named for its visual resemblance to defecation, however, here the nasty brown stool goes in rather than out.
Did you see that blacks-n-blondes all anal film? It was nothing but reverse defecation. Don't be coonfusing that with reverse discrimination.
by Ed123$%^ June 20, 2009
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consensual defication

The act and idea of deficating (shitting or pissing) on or being deficated on willingly for sexual pleasure.
by Supermanchild January 2, 2004
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defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet
shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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Deduction

1) An idea formed by deducing.

2) Subtraction.
1) I made the deduction that somebody had stolen my goldfish for revenge after putting the clues all together.

2) The ten-point deduction in round two really stomped out his internal fire; he just played the rest of the rounds out after that and took the loss.
by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005
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Defication

To deficate, including all food consumed and digested. Including but not limited to: corn, beef, chips, wheat, coy cars, hamsters bones, etc.
Man thats nasty look at all that defication.
by Cusher Van Buren December 1, 2004
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self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.
He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.
by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007
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