Darius Rucker
1. Someone I am "blacker" than.
2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".
4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.
2. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcolm X who made Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
3. Someone who is clearly #'s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of Hootie and the Blowfish, Burger King jingles, and subsequent "country" music "career".
4. Carlton Banks with a Southern drawl.
Commercial Director: "We need to find an African-American celebrity to wear a foam cowboy hat and play the ukulele for our new Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle, but...
Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?
Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"
Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."
Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"
Producer: "Yeah, so what's the problem?
Commercial Director: "...no one is that much of an Uncle Tom!"
Producer: "I have Darius Rucker on speed dial."
Commercial Director: "Perfect!!!"
Darius Rucker by LordLoudoun April 16, 2011
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