Yack Daniels

To vomit as a result of drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, I don't feel so good, I think I'm going to Yack Daniels."

by boolgoblin June 19, 2017

godfrey daniels

W. C. Fields would say this instead of GDamn. It was usually uttered in disgust in a mumbling fashion.

Godfrey Daniels, Mother of Pearl!

by GonzoJhawk May 17, 2018

Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.

I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.

Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.

by D1RTY DAVE and PLACIDALLOY May 30, 2019

Jack Daniels

A whiskey that manages to be both the best and worst drink ever conceived. This is due to its good taste and relatively low price. However it will frequently make you do things that you would regret if you could remember. May also make you wake up without clothes. Friends will usually forgive you for your actions.

Doug: Dude, fuck you. I hate you for what you did last night.
Alex: What did I do? And where the fuck are my pants?
Doug: Sorry. I forgot you had Jack Daniels last night.

by Chaos8803 April 11, 2008

Danisnotonfire

A fine ass male

Danisnotonfire is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy

by Phanoutboyatthedisco May 22, 2016

danish curlers

a female's breasts that peak at the nipple (like the Matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks' stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. Distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. However, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it's own entity, as if they're trying to run away from eachother. Bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.

CB, who also got a gnarly ass tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.

"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"

"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"

by PHAMWITATATONDATAZZ August 16, 2009