eric dane

known for his role on Grey's Anatomy as Dr. Mark Sloan, Eric Dane is a delicious actor who I'd like to bang. He is a 10!

DAAAAAAAMN. Eric Dane can give me a check up anytime!

by R!CH B!TCH January 28, 2008

dana danes

A set of Custom Wire Wheels.

Check out that ride with the Dana Danes !!!

by 81 October 22, 2006

dauntless dane

he has the big ugly and the big stoopid if you have him in your class just leave

guy 1:yo you have dauntless dane in your class?
guy 2:yeah lmao
guy 1:dude you should drop the class asap

by prominecraft69axe420 December 18, 2018

Dane Cross

A male porn star. He's the equivalent of Justin Bieber in the porn industry; the girls are always drooling over him. He's got a nice thick dick that Faye Reagan seems to always be sucking little babies out of. He's sexual man chocolate.

Last night I was watching a porno with Dane Cross and Faye Reagan and I spilled my babies all over the brand new couch. My mom is going to kill me.

by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010

Dane Cook

The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.

You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler

by Illusion December 14, 2008

Dane bowers

Dane bowers something thats another level!!

That gig was "dane bowers"

by mattyz August 6, 2012

Dane cookery

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

by sefos March 5, 2011