dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".

Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina

by Swegaster December 1, 2016

Jizz on dress

Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.

Jizz on dress! Jizz on dress

by Richard of arms November 3, 2021

Dress Code

fuck dress code. why can't I wear pajama pants. I hate school

Random motherfucker: you are breaking dress code. Me: does it look like I fucking care

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019

power dressing

An element of d/s sex where the dom is partially dressed (usually in only a shirt and tie) and the sub is fully nude.

Bob loved power dressing.

by 💝 candy July 31, 2015

Thematic Dressing

Theme dressing for everyday! Think of it as Halloween 24/7. It’s a random Tuesday in March? Maybe you are a character from your fave 80’s sitcom. Or maybe you’re 90’s grunge. Or maybe you’re feeling witchy, piratey, or super 70’s disco groovy?! Make everyday fun with thematic dressing!

Oh, I really love your outfit!

Wow! Thank you. Totally thematic dressing.....Punky Brewster!

by Word up November 6, 2019

Summer Dress

The suns out and that girl looks hot, in a small lightweight (possible slightly see through) dress and I would like to bang her.

Gary: "I saw Sarah today in a nice summer dress, she looked really nice."
John: "Dude, what you are really saying is you want to tap that." sexy

by Dilts July 19, 2016

Face Dressing

When a women wears so much make-up that it makes her look way different than she normally does. Ways to tell are large amounts of make up that looks like you can scrape a chuck off with your nail.

I went to bed with a hot girl and woke up next to a non-attractive girl. Total Face Dressing.

by Avizzlery September 11, 2009