call of doody

the pain of needing to drop a deuce

I was in class when the call of doody came over me

by gagggs7 February 19, 2009

does howdy doody have wooden balls

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.

You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

by Walletto January 11, 2012

Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015

Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."

(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008

cocky doody

A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.

Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?

Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!

Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.

by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009

jury doody

Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.

What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!

by pentozali August 11, 2008

Muddy Doody Society

A membership organization in which to belong you must have taken a dump thought to be a clean swiper (little toilet paper used) and found upon said swipe a muddy mess with doody (feces) all over the paper even under your fingernail. Once you experience this you are officially, like or not, a member of the Muddy Doody Society (MDS)

Man #1: Hey man sorry I took so long, thought I was going to have an easy time in there but fell pray to the Muddy Doody Society.

Man #2: Shit man your first time becoming a member of the MDS?

Man#3: Hell no my wife checks my fingernails before we go to bed at night and she makes sure I have my membership card in my wallet.

by Looneylarry August 29, 2012