by creedmoor October 11, 2004
Get the Corn Doodymug. Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.
Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.
by Spanky the Pirate April 2, 2004
Get the Doodie Clausmug. The tiny pebbles of shit still embedded in your carpet after you pick up after your pet. Usually happens when said shit has been sitting on the carpet for awhile, thus allowing it to stick.
Guy 1: What the hell. Why does this place smell so bad?
Guy 2: It's the doody pebbles that Marissa's dog left yesterday; she still hasn't picked them up.
Guy 1: She needs to get rid of that thing.
Guy 2: It's the doody pebbles that Marissa's dog left yesterday; she still hasn't picked them up.
Guy 1: She needs to get rid of that thing.
by kulamur May 14, 2010
Get the doody pebblesmug. by JHitch November 3, 2010
Get the Doody Popsmug. Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.
by drop it on the one August 27, 2008
Get the doodie miscarriagemug. When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.
Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.
by doody digits are real May 11, 2016
Get the doody digitmug. The splattering of doody on the back of the toilet bowl, usually placed there by a man, which sometimes takes on the beautiful effect of an Italian Renaissance mosaic. It is particularly difficult to remove and sometimes needs to be scraped.
While cleaning the bathroom this morning, I noticed the doody mosaic eerily resembled Alfred Hitchcock smoking a cigar.
by SheLarry June 24, 2010
Get the Doody Mosaicmug.