Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.
by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

Brad: I like her but she's gay
Kevin: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Gay" Dilemma
Kevin: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Gay" Dilemma
by Miner_man August 31, 2016

When your sister brings home her first boyfriend, and you have to contemplate whether or not you fuck her.
by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

aka. R.D.D. When an individual has a romantic crush on somebody, but does not know how to tell them how they feel about them. It often happens to people who have never asked someone out and has not been in a romantic relationship previously.
Alan: Hey Dima. What is the matter? You have not been yourself all day.
Dima: I have a romantic disclosure dilemma. I've had a crush on Kailani for months now and I want to ask her out before the semester is over, but I have no idea how to tell her how I feel about her.
Alan: You should go on Wikihow and look it up. They usually provide good advice on how to do stuff like that.
Dima: Thanks for the help. I'll try that.
Dima: I have a romantic disclosure dilemma. I've had a crush on Kailani for months now and I want to ask her out before the semester is over, but I have no idea how to tell her how I feel about her.
Alan: You should go on Wikihow and look it up. They usually provide good advice on how to do stuff like that.
Dima: Thanks for the help. I'll try that.
by Vanguard 1998 February 27, 2021

by British Virgin Islands at the February 3, 2023

A renowned philosophical thought exercise. A man finds himself with in a situation in which he is two inches inside his mother, and his father is two inches inside of him. Do you go forward or backward?
We traumatized out uber driver by discussing the philosophical merits of Holder’s Dilemma, and how Aristotle himself was quoted as saying, “fuck dude I don’t know, the hell is wrong with you?”.
by the_real_jack_holder June 7, 2025

Luck and bad luck at the same time; unusual event that requires unusual response; event that has an aura of uniqueness
So you’ve met this amazing girl, but she’s from different country? Man, that’s some proper marine dilemma - you’re gonna have to come with a solution, you’ve never used before.
by Mr.Nobody2 January 1, 2020
