by Blargharghargharghargh September 24, 2007
Get the Dimmah mug.Possibly the worst band in the history of music, and I use the term "band" loosely here, because its not so much a band as it is a bunch of dirty dumbasses screeching about TORMENTING A CHRISTIAN SOUL while chaining eachother up with leashes and fucking eachother in the asshole. Their music is horrible and is mainly there just because you have to play music to be a band, their main priority is worshipping "Satan" and creating a bunch of worthless Demon Butt acolytes that wear black and think its cool to set fire to goats. Definetley a no-listener.
"Holy shit? What is this noise, a baby being beaten with a jackal?"
"No way man! This is my new Dimmu Borgir CD!! PURITANICAL EUPHORIC MISANTHROPIA!"
"I hate you!" *punch*
"No way man! This is my new Dimmu Borgir CD!! PURITANICAL EUPHORIC MISANTHROPIA!"
"I hate you!" *punch*
by Kevin the almighty March 24, 2005
Get the Dimmu Borgir mug.When a woman puts demonic black and white makeup around her vagina. You can also create a Dimmu Burger by using said makeup to create an upside down cross where one end is at the end of the vagina and the other is at the bottom of the pooper or by making a devil star with the top two points on either side of your vagina, the side points on your thighs, and the bottom point on the bottom of your cornhole. Often the most popular is to create a demonic face on your vagina with the mouth being the vagina. It is recommended to powder the makeup so that it doesn't sweat off during intercourse.
"Dude I did it with that goth chick last night."
"Nice! How was it?"
"It was kind of awkward. We were going at it, and then I realized that she had a Dimmu Burger."
"Did she at least remember to powder it?"
"No, that was the awkward part, I'm used to fucking demon vaginas, but afterwards i had a ton of melted black and white makeup all over me."
"Nice! How was it?"
"It was kind of awkward. We were going at it, and then I realized that she had a Dimmu Burger."
"Did she at least remember to powder it?"
"No, that was the awkward part, I'm used to fucking demon vaginas, but afterwards i had a ton of melted black and white makeup all over me."
by BillyandBarry December 5, 2011
Get the Dimmu Burger mug.A shitty black metal band fron Norway. After hearing them, I wanted to repeatedly shoot myself in the face, just after gouging my eyes out and eating a tin can. There was no way they deserved a spot at Ozzfest 2004, but somehow they got there. They have one of the worst screamers I have ever heard. They blew dick at Ozzfest, and now I have no respect for black metal.
by GI Jew November 19, 2004
Get the Dimmu Borgir mug.by Mr. Honest September 9, 2008
Get the dimmu borgir mug.A visibly puffy human fanny usually found firmly attached to the lower torso region on most female kinds sporting the undeniable appearance of a severely overworked and somewhat overheated dumpling type formation seeping rich moisture from its inflamed and swollen bulging physique. Recent studies have found that in some rare cases the female pleasure mounds super flaps (swollen lips) or ‘STEAMED DIMMY’, has even been known to have tripled in its original shape and size morphing to an impressive visual display consisting of bulky aftermarket mass stemming directly from the impure thoughts of the carriers developing sexual desires which then gradually results in a highly focused and dedicated, ferocious beat down of physical manipulation in one of the following forms;
a). a vigorous prolonged self infliction session
or
b). the mutual erotic infliction of a party/group involving two or more participants causing the guardian lips on either side of the fanny to become impressively enlarged by engulfing the vaginal hatch area creating a meaty formation which replicates the dominant safe housing similar to that of a large oceanic morsel/mollusk in order to prevent any foreign objects bearing the intentions of causing more destructive problems already sustained within the fragile damp and tender feminine compartment of privacy.
a). a vigorous prolonged self infliction session
or
b). the mutual erotic infliction of a party/group involving two or more participants causing the guardian lips on either side of the fanny to become impressively enlarged by engulfing the vaginal hatch area creating a meaty formation which replicates the dominant safe housing similar to that of a large oceanic morsel/mollusk in order to prevent any foreign objects bearing the intentions of causing more destructive problems already sustained within the fragile damp and tender feminine compartment of privacy.
“Elenor, is that a ‘Steamed Dimmy’ bulging from within the confined front compartment of your ‘Lorna Jane’ yoga pants? Or was Russel just glad to see you this morning?”
by Mista_Scribblez June 24, 2018
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Karsten: Im gonna skymp dimmy your mom if you don’t shut the fuck up.
Karsten: Im gonna skymp dimmy your mom if you don’t shut the fuck up.
by KarstensMomIsStacy August 12, 2021
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