Deadblow

The act in which one snorts a line of coke off a dead hooker's ass.

Last night we found a dead hooker, so we all did deadblows.

by Harry Kak September 12, 2008

deadbeat kids

Having children that just aren't worth supporting

"Let the state take care of them, they're deadbeat kids"

by Reginald Byrd April 26, 2016

Deadbeat husband

A man who is married yet forgets he’s married whenever he is at work. He never calls his wife to let her know if he’s going to be late, leaving her to wonder when she may be “lucky” enough to have him home. His children stop asking when he will be home because they are so used to him being late. Then when his wife gets upset by it he sends his wife stupid photos of the cat because he’s emotionally retarded.

Wife - “Dinner is ready”
Deadbeat Husband -“Oh about that...”
“Here’s a cat photo, see you in an hour”

by Ben in the den July 2, 2018

DadBalls

When a man gets older and his balls hang low all the time not just after a huge nut.

I was doing naked squats and I noticed my DadBalls swinging in the wind.

by ElBigPoppa February 15, 2018

Deadbeat

A deadbeat is a male/female who claims to be the parent of a child, and does pay child support, but fails to take part in the child's life. They never call first, forget to send birthday and Christmas presents sometimes, and go off to start another family of their own, with a wife/husband, kids and pets, and are able to support their "other family" financially and emotionally. Meanwhile, the child and their mother/father are struggling to make ends meet and sometimes pay rent. The said deadbeat parent feels to take it upon themselves to file for court ordered visitations, thus causing more stress for the other parent and the child at a very young age.

This is also someone who cuts off all ties entirely with the other parent and child.

I'm pretty sure my dad's a fucking deadbeat.

by AshYoGurl July 1, 2018

Deadbeat

A parent that puts their kids last. So they can be a drunk and hangout with junkie whores.

Chris is a deadbeat he does nothing but get drunk that hangout with junkies whores..

by THE REAl BITCH 77 November 16, 2018

deadbeating

the act of masturbating while taking the free tour of a porn site without any intention of joining.

randy is on the computer in his room again.
he's going to go bankrupt with all those site he keeps visiting.
don't worry, he's just deadbeating

by candle in the wind October 28, 2010