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Dick Cheney

This man was built to destroy earth. i can say with everybody else that this man has done alot to destroy the lives of many inocent people. he has survived 5 heart attacks and is still walking on this planet. this man has made a deal with the devil when he was 5 years old back in 1822. he is an immortal being that feeds off the souls of small children. also he could be left handed. (further studies needed)
dad: watch out children if you dont eat ur vegitables old man dick cheney will consume your soul!

childern: OH NO!!!!
by tkc...mkf March 6, 2010
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Dick Cheney

1) Former Vice President of the United States.

2) When a man is receiving fellatio from two or more women at once, as he is about to cum into one of the girl's mouths, immediately before, he pulls out and "accidentally" shoots it into the face of the other girl. The girl then apologizes and says that she should have gotten out of the way.
Dick Cheney was our Vice President for a time.

I faked out on Jenny last night and Dick Cheney'd all over Dani. She was cool with it; she even apologized and made me breakfast the next morning.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken February 21, 2011
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Dick Cheney

The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY.

He is truly the root of all evil in America today.
George to Dick: I'm with Satan

Dick to George: I'm with Stupid
by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005
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Dick Cheney

The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.
Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.
by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009
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going cheney

Similar to going postal, but usually involving a shotgun filled with buckshot instead of an uzi. May involve the disfiguring of a friend or associate by firing the shot at their face, usually after drinking lots of scotch.
Nigga, you disrespect me again and I will be going cheney on your ass.
by Buggieboy April 11, 2008
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Dick Cheney

To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.
(guy shoots another guy in the face)

Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!

Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.

Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?

Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
by smpoza February 21, 2009
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Go Dick Cheney

An expression used to describe a state of extreme frustration and angst over various social or personal problems.

An expression first coined by modern poet Steffan Piper
1. When they expel you for wearing a trenchcoat:
Go Dick Cheney
When they hate you for being emo, goth or chessclub:
Go Dick Cheney
When they tell you to absorb into the system:
Go Dick Cheney

2. Dude, I'm gunna go Dick Cheney on that guy at the gas station!
by Diggler Daddy February 29, 2008
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