cumburn

when you ejaculate and your penis is burning so you sit on the toilet waiting to piss.

"i was fucking a girl last night and it went shit"
"you have cumburn?"
"yeah"

by "Mike has sideman syndrome" April 9, 2016

Cumbersome

Burdensome; troublesome; difficult to handle because of weight or bulk

The drinks trolley for level 11 was so cumbersome that the wheel broke under heavy cornering by Vlad

by Stracton August 13, 2008

cumbag

This great word has a double meaning. It can be used to describe a used condom, or it can be used to describe a woman who gives a lot of head and always remembers to swallow!

"Dude, your mom is a cumbag!"

by JtothaC March 19, 2005

Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

Cumbernauld Sausage

A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.

I had a Cumbernauld Sausage last night. It was disgusting!

by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014

cumbersnatched

When you pay big bucks to take your girl to a movie thinking that you will be rewarded later for the gesture only to have your girl moan, groan and let go of your gracious hand when she sees Benidict Cumberbitch come upon the silver screen.

Jay

" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "

Doug

" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "

by Cumbersnatched May 13, 2016

cumbacca

During a blowjob, you tug on her nipples at the exact time you cum, causing her to scream. Sounding like Chewbacca from Star Wars

Dude. Be careful when you 69. You may give her a Cumbacca

by FRESHLYSTOLENMEMES June 9, 2017