crosting

The white, dry crusty residue of semen and vaginal secretions that dry in your underwear (or the sheets) and crunchy "frosting" like look about them.

I swear i slept on top of crosting at Becca's house.

by Captain Panty September 5, 2009

Pro Crastinator

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"

Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.

by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011

Russian Crushin

One who crushes Russians, preferably sexually.

Andrew: What were you doing in that physics room?

Phil: Ummmm nothing...

Andrew: You were Russian Crushin!

by therussian_crusher June 4, 2011

soul-crushing

adj., used to describe a demeaning, overwhelming, deadly boring, or otherwise psychologically damaging corporate job...

"Working for Slowcubicledeath.com was sucking my humanity out... after the latest death march I decided to ditch that soul-crushing place and get myself a nice job at Microsoft."

by Anna South May 16, 2007

crustini

Dried semen left on the face of a female after a night of hard drinking.

Hey Jerry, did you see Becky this morning? She had huge patch of crustini on her face, I wonder if it was Steve's.

by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005

Cristina

is a super g

cristina is so amazing!!!

by That Houston guy November 23, 2010

Crystin

Full of fun, can always bring a smile to your face. Very loyal and a true friend. Has a smart mouth when provoked, but other than that a real joy to be around and has a great smile.

I am hangin with Crystin tonight.

by Chrysanthemum501 February 3, 2010