crunch with somebody

interested to do playful activities with someone

Hey, I wanna crunch with somebody.

by Irma boy December 18, 2016

crunch wrap

The best food item from Taco Bell. Its only $2.03

Yo nigga, i went my ass to Taco Bell and got me a Crunch Wrap. IM FULL!!!

by Inconsiderate White Man July 19, 2006

Crunch Bar

Taking a pick to the house, or causing a fumble.

Did you see me cause that fumble and take it to the house for a touchdown? That was a mother fuckin crunch bar!

by DaleTheSnail August 25, 2010

crunch punch

This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.

Hey Sleezus your gonna get the illest drunk ever off the crunch punch.

by Thor's trusty steed Sleipner July 17, 2007

crunch patties

a substitute for a swear word.

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008

Crunch Bunching

When one person fills their underwear with potato chips and uses their hand to crush the chips around their genitals while their partner holds their head between the legs and catches the falling chip crumbs with their mouth.

Matthew used ketchup flavored chips when he was crunch bunching me yesterday. It was delicious!

by Cincinnati Bungle February 29, 2016

Crunch Berries

This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.

Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.

by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014