monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.

Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.

by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016

Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap

Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP

by loljazzi February 5, 2020

Cancun Crunch

The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.

There were so many hot girls at the gym tonight, the Cancun Crunch must be setting in!

by Spooney March 10, 2011

The Vile Crunch

Resultant loss of trillions due to the

dubious activities of a bunch of

" Cowboys " .

Where has all my hard earned investment money gone ?

Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -

It,s happened since The Vile Crunch

hit town ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 6, 2009

crunch a grumpy

1. to deficate with great intensity

"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."

by thetrots December 12, 2003