Grumpy Crumpet

-descriptive.

1. Grumpy Crumpet - A term used to describe a solumn looking / sounding /acting person.

"My mother has just passed away"

"You're a fucking Grumpy Crumpet"

by I like fruit September 15, 2009

Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

by Rebecca Haw February 23, 2010

crumpet

1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"

1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer

When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!

Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!

by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009

crumpet

Refers to a womans vagina

She had a sweet dripping crumpet.

by crumpetboy October 19, 2004

Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females

A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..

by brookeybby December 1, 2010

Crumpet Muncher

A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.

Don't bother chatting her up Steve, I heard she's a crumpet muncher.

by HadeK September 11, 2013