getting Crucified

The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.

Man: did you see Conors mom getting crucified?!
Woman: I already crucified his girlfriend!

by [e-mail] March 3, 2010

crucket

an extremely large pole, usualy used for humping and other forms of sexual activity.

Larry hads a crucket in his backyard. Larry stays in his backyard alot. I wonder why??

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

Crucified

An Item or object that is beyond repairable or badly damaged

Man, look at that phone, it’s crucified!

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

crucified

A rapper that is too stupidly fast that all you hear is daravazagarabaz biggity biggity bao bop bop biwa fasldf;kj sae

What's that weird rambling noise?
Oh sorry I was listening to Crucified

by biggit bgapo February 6, 2018

crucial topping

A slang term for Filatio

James: I need a crucial topping!

by JohnnyFleekins September 12, 2005

crucifuck

One partner does the "Jesus on the cross pose" with arms spread wide and feet crossed while the other partner fucks him or her.

"James nailed me against the wall last with a good crucifuck"
"Baby, I'm so horny. I'm gonna fuck you like Jesus on the cross. Prepare to be crucifucked"
"He did me so hard I was crucifucked"

by ledirious August 10, 2016

Crucifucked

A kink involving a person being tied to a cross and fucked. Like Jesus was crucified to the cross, but in a sexual kinky way.

"This hot kinky guy crucifucked me so hard last night, I couldn't walk the next day"

by em kcuf 333 July 12, 2017