Crossfit bro

Young males who are extreme devotees of Crossfit. Often interchangeable with Paleo bros.

I wish the Crossfit bros would stop trying to get me to do box steps and kettleball swings!

by lismo August 27, 2017

crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born from two people who were previously married but had an affair with another partner at CrossFit.

Those crossfitters had a CrossFit baby and are now both getting a divorce.

by Nofoxgiven May 9, 2018

Crossfaded

Aiden Hare.

"Damn! Aiden is sooo crossfaded!"

by graiceeiscool December 17, 2018

Crossfaded

Drinking alcohol and smoking cannabis at the same time. The side to side from being drunk and ups and downs from being high.

Dude I'm so crossfaded, the room is spinning.

by Father Savage November 22, 2019

CrossSider

CrossSider is a awesome guy that everyone want to be with. If he ask you to fuck, you should accept that one of a time experiences. He's really kind and wholesome.

I've CrossSider'd that guy

by CrossSider January 21, 2020

CrossLine

A big dicked bloke, he has lots of girlfriends, and many hoes.

Woman 1: I met CrossLine last night!
Woman 2: You lucky bitch!

by WhosCandice July 10, 2021

CrossFIT

A Conga Line consisting of 6 or more naked Men during a foam party. In the line, the men hold the Penis' of the Man in front of them while singing Country cover songs.

Hey Johnny are you going to CrossFit? I hear they are covering "Friends in Low Places" and "Unanswered Prayers".
Great, I will lube up and get out the wacky noodles, you foam up the Sauna and gather the Guys. Don't forget the Cowboy Hats!!!

by Skin DIver April 8, 2022