Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.

1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"

by Maryene August 30, 2005

DJ Crook

person/n. The nickname of Deftones' member, Frank Delgado. Responsible for the mixing, turntablism, and other DJ related aspects, along with lead producer Terry Date. Is currently at work on the Team Sleep project. Also has his own side project, Decibel Devils.

1. DJ Crook murdered the turntables.... WOW!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Facebook Crook

When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.

Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.

by SidLouganis June 9, 2009

Pussy Crook

Someone Who Steals Good Pussy From Another Person; Vigina Thief; Snatches Up Females From Lame Niggas

That Pussy Crook Stole My Girl Friend

by Young Green September 16, 2014

marlon crook

Sex God

Omg that's Marlon Crook!

by 😈 May 28, 2014

Josh crook

A white boy with really sexy tits, legs and ass.

Girl: ooo like at that thick ass, legs and tits
Boy: holy shit he must be a josh crook damn

by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019

mr crook

really black used to play football but really sucked at it and loves stealing stuff from little kids and is is a pede

boy: bro mr crook is so black

boy 2: that’s racist you negro

by Dumb B!itch June 6, 2022